1. Has Neiman's ever sent you a get-well card if you weren't there in a day?

2. Has Swarovski ever called to sing you Happy Birthday?

3. Do you know the dates when the spring lines will be in stores, and does the personal shopper have a selection for you?

4. Does Jimmy Choo have your number on speed dial?

5. Has the personal shopper at SAKs ever gone to you for shopping advice?

6. Do Tiffany's sales people know you by your first name?

7. Does Macy's owe being in the black all to you?

8. Do you have a credit card for all the major department stores?

9. Do you use an extra bedroom for your shoes?

10. Has Fed Ex changed their routes just for you?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions... we envy you.